Hmmm. Weird one this. Sparks was filmed, and videos of some readers are now up at Beat the Dust.
Mine is here
Very strange to look at myself doing that. It doesn’t seem to be me, it does not sound like me. It seems like a jolly, fat lady channelling Joyce Grenfell has got up on stage wearing my clothes, and ENUNCIATED her way through my story.
The others are far more appealing: