Round up.

Well I have had “Dirty tickle” published at pulp.net which I am thrilled about.

http://www.pulp.net/fiction/stories/39/dirty-tickle.html

and tonight I happened upon a list of Cadenza competition results and discovered I had made the short list of the writing comp I entered in March. Hurrah.

I have just finished my Bridport entry which I will submit soon, and already I have an idea for my next story. I have also decided that come September I am really going to try to do some substantial work on my novel.

Yipee…

I have received an acceptance email for the second story I mentioned I was working on.
They have asked me for an updated bio, and I feel a bit rubbish as there’s not really much to add to the one I gave them a year ago. Oops.

Bookshop curses.

So a young (15 ish) guy all dressed in black with a smear of black eyeliner and a mop of hair shambled up to my till. He didn’t make eye contact once, but held out a Vampire book. I bagged it, and took his money. He handed me a £10 note with the word DIE written on in black marker pen. I thought it best not to make any comment, so bunged it in the till. I passed it on to a sweet old man. Do hope there was no voodoo mojo going on.

story is pants, elation is gone.

I have just re read the story I was so chuffed at writing. It is shite. Really, I am not being modest at all, I can be quite arrogant about my writing, I know when I have done something good. This is utter drivel. I had been planning on submitting it but no fucking way. Don’t know if I should have a major rewrite or just dump it. I’m working on a second that seems better, and I have a feeling that it’s the third one that should be decent if I can pull it off. Ho hum.

Writers block, schmiter’s block. Or something…

I have just finished my first complete story since I moved.
Whooo hoooo.
And, I am 3 quarters of the way through another.
Whoooo hoooo.
And I have the most fantastic idea for another.
This feels great.
I have submission deadlines and competition details blu tacked all over my tiny computer room. I have fresh stuff to send out for the first time in a year.
I am writing.

UNDERWORLD by DON DELILLO

Countless people have recommended this book to me as being the novel to read and describing Mr DeLillo as being the definitive American author of our time. I dutifully purchased the book a couple of years ago, and it has sat on my bookcase ever since, gathering dust, until I was brave enough to begin. (I love books and reading but 827 pages is a lot of heft to be carrying around.) 5 weeks ago I started it.
I read it in the staffroom at work, and one of my colleagues exclaimed how much he adored this novel, so much so that he has bought it in 5 different editions. Such passion for it seems to be quite common, I understand that it inspires a lot of respect and love. But I just find it really, really irritating. I am half way through, and I just don’t know that I have it in me to finish. Another colleague remarked yesterday that the first half was the best, and in so doing has destroyed any further desire to continue reading, so I am debating if I should just abandon it in search of juicy, delicious reads.
The writing is wonderful, of course it is. Peoples speech rhythms and intonations are beautifully captured. He sets scenes wonderfully. His male characters are believable. His one main female, Klara, is a hollow nothing, I don’t think she could exist except except in a man’s mind.

If I was to sum up his writing I would say it is detailed, and sometimes it’s way too much. He sets scenes with sentence after sentence of minutiae;
“He spread the mayonaise. He spread mayonaise on the bread. Then he slapped the lunch meat down. He never spread the mayonaise on the meat. He spread it on the bread. Then he slapped down the meat and watched the mayo seep around the edges.”
Yeah, yeah, I got it already, there was mayo!

I think that perhaps it is a boys book. There are such things. There are male writers who men and women love, and vice versa, and then there are the male writers that women generally struggle with. Maybe Phillip Roth and Saul Bellow. Maybe, I am just wondering.